This Just In

About a month ago, I was contacted by lawyers regarding the content of my blog. (I know, right!) Anyway, I was asked to respect the privacy of The Duke and Duchess of Vastergotland. And asked to not blog anymore about the The Duke and Duchess. I replied I have no idea what they were talking about. I don't blog about these people, whoever they are, and I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about.
Oh yes you do, they countered. Turns out The Duchess of Vastergotland, is the aka Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden.

(Oh, Snap!)

At that moment, I was just so stunned. I mean the crown princess of Sweden reads my blog?! lol
I felt kinda bad for calling her a bitch. (eek) Then I thought, "Oh Shit my mom is going to kill me." Then I thought, "Does Fazza know?" (damn damn damn damn)

So this call, kinda sent me into a tailspin. I mean, Isn't contacting me directly and asking me to stop blogging all the more reason to blog? I mean, my life is pretty boring and this is just too exciting. Like what could possible happen except my blog getting more publicity and the BBC running an international story about why a black American has called the Duchess of Vasergotland a beeyotch? Then I'd be A Star. (sigh The Real American Dream.)

So I tell them to go fuck themselves and I immediately, started going over every detail about this chick that I remember. Everything. And I start writing.

Then I get a call from Fazza.
He's all "You are embarassing me. Swedish beeyotch was a very close friend." "She is very upset. Please stop." "I'm asking you to please stop doing this, if you love me."

(gasp) (gulp)

I broke down and started crying. He actually asked me to stop and said this was a test of our love and our relationship. (sigh) So no more blogging about her. Because he asked me to stop. I do love you Fazza. What other kind of tests will I have to pass?

How could I have been so stupid?

I'm not a jealous person. I'm really not. And I trust Fazza. I trust him with my heart. So I didn't think anything of it when he started telling me that Princess Victoria was coming to visit. An official visit. He said "We know each other" and are "friends". I believed it. Known each other for years he said. 'She's great.' 'You'll like her.'

To this day, I really just can't believe I didn't suspect anything. I really didn't. Swedish princess visits Dubai. Isn't that what royals do? Travel all over the world getting private tours and pricessless artifacts and shit? I mean, its about time some of them other european royals did something news worthy.

Fazza said 'Yo, I hate these stupid official visits. Cameras and shit. Everywhere we go.' I remember saying, 'AAwww. Come on it won't be all bad. You'll have fun. Besides everyone will really be focusing on her and you'll be able to relax and just enjoy the events.'

Fazza was still whinning 'All day long; all night long. Smile. Look at this. Hold that. Stand here. Look a Swede in the UAE.' He made a face and I laughed. He can be funny sometimes when he complains. He really would just rather chill or be serving his country you know. I said, 'Yes. I won't see you during her visit. I understand. I'll be fine and you'll live. Besides, I hear she's pretty.'

How stupid was I?

Too Close for Comfort

Have you seen the pictures? Princess Victoria of Sweden marries Daniel Westling. Finally. I'm glad Daniel finally grew some nuts. Congratulations to him and Congratulations to them. Man just looking at their wedding pictures was enough to bring it all. To think, she came to Dubai. Official visit my ass. OMG. I hope she stays in Sweden. If I ever catch her in Dubai again....