I'd like to add

Yes. Yes Sista Sheikha. That bitch is old.

Not old in terms age or calendar years, because we too are getting older and will one day be as old as this bitch. But, old as in terms of bossy self-righteousness.

For, isn't it the old woman who yells and keeps the toys that come over her fence? Isn't it the old man who frowns with disapproval and pushes past the children who are laughing and playing games on the streets? Isn't it an old person who glares at the young people sitting down on the bus who won't give up their seats? Is it not the old who tap you on the shoulder to tell you your music is too loud?

Yes. Yes Sista Sheikha that unfortunate person is old.


And, may you, nor I, ever grow old. May we never be so old as to think it our responsibility to attempt to ruin the fun of young (and very attractive) people.