Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stop Wearing That Hat







(sigh) If you or I were to step out of the house in a bad outfit, ugly hat, dirty shoes; yes it is worthy of scorn; but it is forgivable. How so? Simply, we have limited resources at our disposal: limited time, money, energy, etc. But when you are Wealthy and Famous, it really is like I, the poor fan/viewer/magazine buyer, am being personally insulted by this wealthy, famous person.

Seriously. Some famous fashion critic said. Celebrities have stylist, publicists, a glamour squad (make-up artist, hairdresser, manicurist) and the advantage of knowing their picture will be taken and shown all around the world. It really is beneath contempt for such a person to show up badly dressed. They have no excuse.

I have adopted this opinion. I mean, I literally have $100 in my bank account; no car, and somehow I manage to leave the house looking nice and well put together. So the pictures above make no sense to me. Why is Rashid wearing that stupid hat? What am I missing? Is it cold in Dubai? They have a winter?? What; please tell me because I don’t get it. This hat looks more like some knitted, label-whore, invertebrate is trying to slowly digest his head. (My face is twisted in consternation as I am thinking about that stupid hat.)

Ok. Maybe the point that I am missing here is the following: When you are wealthy and you pay people to do stuff for you, they are not always going to tell you the hard, sad truth. I should be sympathetic, right? (Wrong. WRONG.) Thank goodness for bloggers huh?

I say this with love and respect: Rashid, stop wearing that hat. Please. It looks terrible on you. It does nothing for you. It makes you look ugly. Stop wearing logo knitted hats period. You have a large head baby. Your head is too big to be stretching out that hat.

Now I’m keeping it real: Have you lost yo goddamn mind? Take that shit off! Don’t make me slap you upside yo head. Damn! That is an ugly, motherfucking hat.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe He Likes That Hat .. Why do U Hv to Judge Every sheik U see ? .. Is IT Because Ur Jealous ?
    or Is It Because U Love Them so Much , U can't Stop Thinking About Them ?

    Don't Say u Hate Them Because I Don't Think That If Someone Hates A person , they wouldn't hv all those pictures of them like some kind of FAN ..

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